Happy Monday, kids. I’ve declared my love for eye-themed visuals before, but this week, I’m on a lips-kick.

[Prada]

[DVF]
I think I’ve officially exhausted all facial features that could be relevant to art and fashion prints now…
Femme Avant-core
Happy Monday, kids. I’ve declared my love for eye-themed visuals before, but this week, I’m on a lips-kick.

[Prada]

[DVF]
I think I’ve officially exhausted all facial features that could be relevant to art and fashion prints now…
Today, my friends, Kim Gordon turns 60 (yes, you read that correctly, 60) years old. Clearly a tribute to this incredible woman is in order. So, here you have it, my top 10 favorite Kim Gordon moments, projects, accomplishments, traits, whatever. In no particular order. (Determining the list was hard enough- you want me to order them? Not possible.) Add anything I missed in the comments please!
3. Kim Gordon x Surface to Air

4. That Time I Met Kim Gordon

Michael and I braved some lame shopping event at a store in Oakland to meet Kim Gordon. Everyone was dressed very hip and “fashion-forward” except for us. There was free wine and we got sloshed. Kim was extremely nice, talked to us about art and music and not clothes. I gave her a homemade compilation of female-fronted French punk music.
5. Kim Gordon Interviews Chloe Sevigny, and That Friendship as a Whole

6. Harry Crews
Obviously I’m going to love any collab between Lydia and Kim.
7. Kool Thing Music Video
So ’90s.
8. The Noise Paintings

9. This Elle Interview, followed by This List of Hip-Hop Music to Listen to When You’re Traumatized

10. The First Time I Saw Sonic Youth Live.

Happy Birthday, lady.
If you’re gonna have an amazing punk jacket, you’re obvs gonna need amazing punk patches. While buying them at Hot Topic may be a viable option for 12-year-olds and sell-outs, you’re better than that, I know you are.
May I suggest, as an alternative, hitting up Rah! Rah! Replica?
Hand-made by “a teenager in Suburban Massachusetts,” RRR offers patches of the badass variety, featuring topics like feminism, Ghost World, punk rock, and OH YEAH, custom beauts special made for Ribbon Around a Bomb.
Check it:
And if you really want one of dem Ribbon Around a Bomb patches, I will totally mail you one. Just send me an email at ribbonaroundablog{at}gmail{dot}com with a subject line of one yr favorite punk songs, and your address in the email. Sorry folks, no international shipping.
Let’s talk about the unbelievable boundlessness of true love, guys. I’m totes serious.

[Genesis P-Orridge- circa 1980?]

[Genesis Breyer P-Orridge, post-op- circa... late '90s?]
Last night, I heard a poem about how frustrating the limitations of our bodies are when you love someone SO profoundly that commitment, sex, marriage, whatever- all of that “normal” stuff is simply not enough. In the poem, two people in love were stripped of their skin, muscles and organs, so that they were only skeletons. In this minimal state, the lovers’ bones “clicked, rattled, and scraped” at one another until they dissolved into a single pile of bone-dust, and that bone-dust was reprocessed into a piece of chalk, and they imagined that someone would write the word “love” on the street out of their skeletons-turned-chalk. At least I think that’s how it went.
The point is, our material selves are not amorphous, and thus our connections with other people can only go so far. Or so I thought. For nearly 15 years now, performance artist and industrial music pioneer Genesis (Breyer) P-Orridge has challenged the idea that there are inflexible physical limitations to human expressions of love. I’ll come back to that in a minute though.
I’ve admired the work of P-Orridge for many years now, what could be a more perfect day than h/er birthday (Happy 63rd!) to celebrate h/er life and share some of my favorite work?
I first got into P-Orridge in high school listening to Throbbing Gristle. YES:

[Throbbing Gristle- P-Orridge center left.]

[Throbbing Gristle (1981)- P-Orridge far right.]
Then I found out about ’70s experimental performance art troupe COUM (also ft. the FAB Cosey Fanni Tutti):
It was actually pretty recently that I discovered h/er most daring and important project to date:
Genesis P-Orridge’s quest to become ONE pandrogynous being with h/er wife Lady Jaye Breyer, culminating in the personhood of Genesis Breyer P-Orridge. The experimental endeavor involves plastic surgery, hormonal therapy, cross-dressing and other physical alterations, in order to merge the two lovers’ bodies and spirits. S/he calls this identity-flux, “re-union and re-solution of male and female to a perfecting hermaphroditic state.” Take a look at their accomplishment:
Pretty amazing, amiright? Lady Jaye passed away in 2007, but P-Orridge continues the project even after her departure from a perspective of, “S/he is still her(e).”
I think this a beautiful example of (for lack of a better term) a “straight” couple breaking away from heteronormativity and engaging in some good ol’ gender ambiguity. To be real, I also find it totally creepy. Not so much because of the operations, but because of the inherent loss of one’s individual identity in the process. It’s like a total rejection of selfness that I think would leave me depressed and confused. What about your separate histories and different dreams? Only admiration for P-Orridge though. If you’re interested in this, check out the movie, The Ballad of Genesis and Lady Jaye and of course this exhibition at the Warhol.
POWER to P-Orridge, and again, happy birthday!
When am I NOT in the mood for androgynous women? Answer: Never. Favs:
Phranc:


Grace Jones:


As Mercenarias:

Laurie Anderson:

Penelope Houston:


Tribe 8:

Dyke, het, trans, whatev, I’m into it. Also, if you haven’t visited the Peculiar Kind, you ought to.
Tonight I’ll be on Radio Valencia from 10pm until 2am! Tune in via radiovalencia.fm. The first 2-hour block is my regular show, Ribbon Around a Bomb. Tonight I’m spinning all Japanese female-fronted punk, post-punk, noise, garage and experimental music.
The second block I’m covering for Ian’s Disco Breakdown, so I’ll bring the dance-y disco-y songs, with some post-punk thrown in for good measure. Tune in! Catch the podcast next week. If you don’t know what to do while listening, may I suggest online bingo-y gaming action at FoxyBingo?
Browsing the internet, guys. It’s the hot new thing for 2013. If you’ve ever wondered “Where does La Lengua go when SHE feels like browsing that world wide web?” you’re in luck. My fantastic recommendations for the new year are:
1. San Francisco Area Punk Visual History:
This is my favorite thing ever. SFAPVP is my go-to nearly every morning to make myself feel even shittier about the fact that I am dead and work a soulless corporate job. There are a lot of sites with pictures of bands and reviews of albums, but I love this blog because it has a brilliantly narrow focus. Punk fliers, for the most part. Oh and it’s all Bay Area, all the time. What could be better than that?

Music, zines, garage, girls, obscuro, punk, and general subcultural effluvia to offset the inevitable consumption of toxic mainstream bullshit. My favorite new feature is the podcasts. This Bay Area dude knows his shit and plays some downright (or straight up) fabulous DIY/indie/punk tunes. He also spouts off about film and other curious topics over at the Hedonist Jive.

3. Bruise Violet:
Recently-discovered Bruise Violet is hella visual inspiration. This is the only blog out of the 5 listed here where I really get a fashion fix, and visit just to browse all the damn pretty. But pretty in a cool, angsty, ’90s/’70s way. For those of you who do the Pinterest thing, it’s like, “Oh hi, don’t mind me while I pin EVERY FUCKING IMAGE on yr blog.” If this chick didn’t live in the UK, I’d probably ask her to be my bff and we’d have mixtape sleepover parties.

4. Boystown:
Why do all of the best things come out of the Bay Area? Here is yet another SF-based blog, with endless aesthetic stimulation focusing on queer and femme music along with other obscure artistic oddities. Then there are the mixes. Oh, the glorious mixes. The TV Dinner mixes are simply UNREAL. I want these bizarre DIY ditties to be the soundtrack for my dreams.

Every couple months, Bess posts a new interview she’s done with (how did you guess?) a badass woman from the garage/punk/psychadelic music scene. There are some serious gems over here, like conversations with members of the Luv’d Ones, Pandoras, Goldie and the Gingerbreads, and (!) Cheap Perfume. Read up.

There. You. Have. It.